let it always be known that i was who i am.

What's the difference between a duck?
One of its legs is both the same.

Charlotte, 17, Australia

Dwight Schrute: I stole the guest list from Jim’s desk. And I search engined every female on both sides of the family.

Michael Scott: Get out of here. Oh. My. God.

Dwight Schrute: For instance, Pam’s cousin… Jocelyn Webster [holds up Facebook profile printout]

Michael Scott: There’s a name!

Dwight Schrute: Two years ago, she was selling a mountain bike.

Michael Scott: Oh, well, tell me about Jocelyn. What’s she like?

Dwight Schrute: She’s really into mountain biking but not so much lately.

Michael Scott: Ok…

Dwight Schrute: She had a couple hundred dollars to spend. I mean, if she was able to sell her bike.

Michael Scott: Is that all you have on her?

Dwight Schrute: Well this isn’t in fact her, because it’s a very common name.

Michael Scott: Ok. You’re an idiot.

dear the office,

you complete me.

sincerely, me.

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